That's not even just a clever little title, it's my life. Sort of.
SO there is an emergency exit right behind my desk. It's big, and green, and rickety, and sufficiently creepy. I'm terrified - that's an understatement - beyond terrified of heights, well, extreme ones .. ladders, roof lines, etc.
Anyway, there are these - birds - apparently, they are European Swallows or Sparrows or something like that, that have taken up residence in my wall above said door - and have been tormenting me for six or more months. Today, the boys downstairs, noticed a bird was stuck In the powerlines - where they go from the pole to the building ... under that .. weather hood thing? There. This bird, is dangling from her foot, and has been there all day.
PSNH has refused to help us - and there are no other places (I have literally called them all) that can help us, until PSNH steps up.