Monday, August 30, 2010

Another Day of Randomness ...

Can you believe it is already the end of August?   The first day of school has finally arrived for some local schools, and while some I know of (ahem, Tennessee) have been in school for over 3 weeks now - our students here are dreading waking up to that gleam in their parents eye, the smile on their faces ... The First Day of School.    :) Personally, I can't wait until Emily is in ACTUAL school, that's not to say I don't love our daycare, because I do - I just can't wait to see her skipping into her class room with her friends, and running out after class to tell me all about what she had done that day.

Alas, I still have a few years before that happens, and I'll settle for that time passing at a kind rate .. as in not entirely too fast, but not entirely too slow.

Here is your randomness for the day:  
(I cannot be held responsible if these are not true, I thought they were interesting)

  • The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60MPH.
  • When the Titanic sank there was 7,500 lbs of ham on it. (Not including Leonardo DeCaprio)
  • Hanukkah can be spelled in 17 different ways: Channuka, Channukah, Chanuka, Chanukah, Chanuko, Hannuka, Hannukah, Hanuka, Hanukah, Hanukkah, Kanukkah, Khannuka, Khannukah, Khanuka, Khanukah, and Khanukkah, and Chanuccah.
  • Petey, the beloved pit bull of "Our Gang" fame is buried at historic Clara Glen pet cemetery in Linwood, New Jersey.
  • A humpback whale's milk is 54 percent fat.
  • It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  • You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
  • If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  • The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  • On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
  • In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
  • A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  • The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  • Polar bears are left handed.
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  • A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  • During a lion's mating season, they will mate every 25 minutes for three days straight.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
  • A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
  • Starfishes haven't got any brains.
  • Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400.
  • Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
  • Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland/Disney World: 70%
  • Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
  • Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
  • The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
  • When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
  • Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
  • If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
  • Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them would burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
  • Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
  • "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
  • Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
  • The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
  • The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
  • The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
  • The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  • The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
  • Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
  • If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
  • No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
  • The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".
  • The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  • The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
  • Spanish moss is related to the pineapple.
  • The average mouse pad size is 71\2 inches by 8 inches.
  • On average, an iceberg weighs 20 million tons.
  • 4 out of 100 American women go pantyless everday.
  • The white part of your fingernail is called the lunula.
  • Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
  • The geographical center of North America is near Rugby, North Dakota.
  • The infinity sign is called a lemniscate.
  • If you stretch a standard Slinky out flat it measures 87 feet long.
  • There are only three words in the English language with the letter combination "uu." Muumuu, vacuum and continuum.
  • The "Calabash" pipe, most often associated with Sherlock Holmes, was not used by him until William Gillette (an American) portrayed Holmes onstage. Gillette needed a pipe he could keep in his mouth while he spoke his lines.
  • The only word in the English language with all five vowels in reverse order is "subcontinental."
  • An ostrich's pupil is rectangular.
  • Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.
  • Dirty Harry's badge number is 2211.
  • The shortest French word with all five vowels is "oiseau" meaning bird.
  • Camel's milk does not curdle.
  • "Mr Mojo Risin" is an anagram for Jim Morrison.
  • The ball on top of a flagpole is called the truck.
  • A person from the country of Nauru is called a Nauruan; this is the only palindromic nationality.
  • The word "modem" is a contraction of the words "modulate, demodulate." (MOdulateDEModulate)
  • The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!")
  • The Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg.
  • The citrus soda, 7-UP, was created in 1929; '7' was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. 'UP' indicated the direction of the bubbles.
  • Because radio waves travel at 186,000 miles per second and sound waves saunter at 700 miles per hour, a broadcast voice can be heard sooner 13,000 miles away than it can be heard at the back of the room in which it originated.
  • In the original 101 Dalmatians movie, Pongo has 72 spots, Perdita has 68 and each of the puppies has 32.
  • A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
  • American car horns beep in the tone of F.
  • More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
  • You were born with 300 bones, but when you reach adulthood you only have 206 bones.
  • London is the most universal city for languages. The city has different people who speak 300 different tongues.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Stolen Questions ....

I haven't been blogging lately, because I can't seem to put words to paper.  I have like - five started ... but I can't seem to find the endings I am looking for.  One particular blog is from our recent visit to Story Land - where fantasies do indeed come to life.  I digress ... I can't focus long enough to write ---- however, I thought I'd answer some silly questions, to answer any of yours with regards to me :)




I stole these questions from Jessi ... I'm a thief, but I give credit where credit is due








1. First thing you wash in the shower?


My hands





2. What color is your favorite hoodie?


I don't have one anymore, it doesn't fit me :(





3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


I would, and do - every day, numerous times a day.



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Wouldn't you??



4.  Do you plan outfits?


Emily's mainly, not so much mine anymore.



5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?


Pretty crabby .... 





6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?


The covers to some of my new tupperware ... 
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(Jealous?   I know, they look like sample jars .. or Shot Glasses .. HA!)




7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?


I was at a BBQ and my former BFF sauntered in.  I remember looking at her, my heart constricting .. she looked at me, started to cry, and I - remembering everything ELSE - walked away with my head held high.





8. Did you meet anybody new today?


Not yet - however, the day is still young, and there is supposed to be a new child at the daycare center today!





9. What are you craving right now?


Sleep





10. Do you floss?


Not as much as I should, however, I AM addicted to Wisps.





11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?


Cole Slaw!!



12. Are you emotional?


Lately, way too emotional.





13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?


I don't really have the much time ... not to mention my attention span usually shuts down around 38.





14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?


Depends on the ice cream - usually .. like everything else, I bite.





15. Do you like your hair?


Nope





16. Do you like yourself?


Meh, not all the time, but I'm getting better





17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?


I really would.   Happily.





18. What are you listening to right now?


Short Circuit on Hulu.   Great Movie
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19. Are your parents strict?


Not really - we knew right from wrong, and generally practiced it 





20. Would you go sky diving?


Yeah, No On THAT Guy.





21. Do you like cottage cheese?


Nope.   I'm not particularly a "cheese" person of any kind - particularly that with curds or chunks





22. Have you ever met a celebrity?


I actually have!
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Me and Jimmy Wayne
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Me and Chris Young
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Oh yeah - Me and David Nail
(you may or may not know who they are ---- they're all up & coming Country Singers (don't judge) - they all also happen to be incredibly sweet, and oh ... Hot)




23. Do you rent movies often?


Nope





24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?


My rings ... 





25. How many countries have you visited?


Three - counting The Great USA of course - we've also been to Canada and Bermuda





26. Have you made a prank phone call?


Not that I can recall ... 





27. Ever been on a train


I Have!!!



28. Brown or white eggs?


I actually alternate - that way if there are any left in one carton, you know which are the oldest?  Or something





29. Do you have a cell-phone?


I do.  And I loathe it





30. Do you use chapstick?


SoftLips!  OMG I'm addicted.





31. Do you own a gun?


Yeah, No actually, I am prone to temper tantrums, and I don't care for some of my neighbors driving habits, I fear it wouldn't be a good match ...





32. Can you use chop sticks?


Nope, Not even when I try!





33. Who are you going to be with tonight?


Mike and Emi, not to mention those pooches of mine


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34. Are you too forgiving?


I actually really am.  I find myself being hurt more often than not by "friends" ... It's tiring.  Perhaps I need to take a class on learning how to care LESS .. 





35. Ever been in love?


Every day for the past 10.5 years (and counting)





36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?


Working - all of them!





37. Ever have cream puffs?


Not that I recall.





38. Last time you cried?


Yesterday .. for things/people I've lost .. whether it be a choice, or forced upon me ..





39. What was the last question you ASKED?


Really?





40. Favorite time of the year?


That's tough .. I LOVE Boating:
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but I love Autumn and all it brings ... 
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Like Apple Picking




41. Do you have any tattoos?


Not yet.  I'm *tentatively* planning on getting one soon.





42. Are you sarcastic?


Moi? Sarcastic? Never!
(too perfect, I can't think of a better response)





43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?


Yes





44. Ever walked into a wall?


Not that I recall 





45. Favorite color?


Yellow





46. Have you ever slapped someone?


Yep, sadly, I have





47. Is your hair curly?


Nope





48. What was the last CD you bought?


Joey & Rory





49. Do looks matter?


It's more personal hygiene - if you look disgusting in the clothes you are wearing, or you don't brush your teeth, or shower, or you know - run a comb through your hair, chances are - I'm not going to attempt a conversation with you.




50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?


Have you ever heard the song Cheater, Cheater?
If we're talking Love - Cheat - nope.  Not a chance.





51. Is your phone bill sky high?


No!





52. Do you like your life right now?


very much.   I've recently re-learned to spend my time with those who love me for me, and to surround myself with more - positive minded people who don't dwell on the drama and douchebaggery of life.





53. Do you sleep with the TV on?


Nope - I have been known to fall asleep on the couch with it on - but not for a night, maybe a quick nap





54. Can you handle the truth?


better than most people believe.





55. Do you have good vision?


Not so much anymore - I just got new contacts (yay!) and I Loathe my glasses.





56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?


I do not hate anyone - the opposite of LOVE is not hate, it is indifference.   I dislike a few more than 3 people





57. How often do you talk on the phone?


Personally?  Maybe 10 minutes a day.
Professionally?  Way too much





58. The last person you held hands with?


Emi-Pants




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59. What are you wearing?


Light linen pants, tank top, short sleeved shirt, black boots.  proper under garments





60. What is your favorite animal?


Mine <3



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61. Where was your default picture taken at?


On facebook? Story Land
(OOppps sorry Jessi, I really stole that answer! LMAO)





62. Can you hula hoop?


I can





63. Do you have a job?


I do





64. What was the most recent thing you bought?


Tupperware!





65. Have you ever crawled through a window


I have!